Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga. jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra, apni biwi se bola, mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.
1 kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha.. uski biwi boli: kya kar rahe ho!?! kanjus bola: dettol gir gaya tha, socha q barbad karu, haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
Master: kanjoos bole to kaun student: hum chahe jitne bhi 'sms' kare uska 'reply' jo na kare vo master: uski ek example do student: aapki ki beti
Sheikh to friend: today i saved a life. friend: how? sheikh: i asked a beggar what if i gave you 1000 rupees he said i will die of happiness. i didn’t gave him any thing'
A pathan friend was giving him miss calls repeatedly. annoyed he picked one of his calls but his friend quickly ended it. after some time he called and said ”oe khocha tumhe nai pata mere pass balance short he, tumne mera miscall kyu attend kia”
Ameer admi stylish bal katwata he, normal admi fauji cut karwata he and kanjus admi tind karwata he ta ka lambe time chale
Ek kanjoos ka bacha gatter me girgia. har koi usko bola hath do hath do but wo nai det tha. a man passed by and said isko bolo hath lo to phir ye hath dede ga
Pani me tairna machali ka style, hawa me udna machli ka style, diffrent msg bhejna apun ka style, muft me msg padhna aapka style, phado phadi kanjus.
Khood ko kar kanjoos itna ki .... har sms bhejhne se pahale .... service center wale khud call kar ke puche... beta sach mai is sms ko aage bhejna hai ya galti se sent ho sent ho gaya!
80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain . . wah wah . . 80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain . . . . . msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain.:d (‘,’) <)(> / / yaar tusi mirasi lagdy ty ni
Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms... dekha kitne sare sms bheje.......... kuchh sikho mujse...kanjus!
Khafa ho ya koi ghum hai. number kho gya ya balance kam hai. bhejo sms ager dam hai. ya phir maan lo k sms k badshah sirf hum hain…