Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me. I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight you've all come to know and love!
When I look back at 2017, I lost friends, grades and hair but the hair is what I'm the most concerned about!
Shy people are like a really slow-loading file; most people won't stick around long enough to get to the awesome content!
The difference between beggar and unemployed is one begs from strangers and the latter one begs from known people!
Some people are like prawns no guts, no spine and a head full of shit, but market value is always high.
Humans are not machines we are something more. We have feeling and experience. Material comforts are not sufficient to satisfy us.
Forget all about figuring it out what it is. Rather, live it, rather, enjoy it. Don't analyze, celebrate it.