Interesting Messages

Winning a lottery ticket requires a lot of hard work; you need to start from the scratch!

It's never too late or early to go to sleep!

Dear Problems:
Please give me some discount, I'm your regular customer!

I swear, I don't gossip, I simply recycle information!

When I reply "lol okay" I'm probably not laughing and it's definitely not okay!

I am a Minority in India. I want reservation. Since I am part of only 1.7% of the population.
My caste is 'Income Tax Payer'!

Bandh:
a day in india where all the jobless people come on the street to ensure people having a job don't reach their offices/homes in time!

I meditate, i burn candles, i drink green tea; and i still want to smack some people!

Sometimes, even i can't tell if i'm being sarcastic or if i'm really just a b*tch!

Good friends are hard to find,
Difficult to leave,
Impossible to forget.

A best friend is someone
Who tells you the truth
Even when you don't want to hear it.

True friends will pick you up when you fall.
The bad friends will have been the one
Who made you fall in the first place.