Interesting Messages

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

Common sense is so irksome. It keeps you unhappy at all times.

The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.

Television is a method to deliver advertising like a cigarette is a method to deliver nicotine.

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking.

The most important commodity I know of is information.

Change is inevitable. Progress is optional.

Advertising makes you think you've wanted something all your life that you've never heard of.

I became Insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.

To tell a man to go to hell and to make him go are two different propositions.

Since every failure is a lesson, every challenge an opportunity, and every joy a triumph, it's hard to go wrong.