Interesting Messages

I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

We are never prepared for what we expect.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

Liability and Lie-ability are lifelong companions.

Once you are dead, you are made for life.

Some things have to be believed to be seen.

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.

People everywhere confuse what they read in the newspaper with news.

Sharing tales of those we've lost is how we keep from really losing them.