Ajj mera "interview" tha mujhse poocha gaya, duniya me aisa kaunsa inssan hai jo kbi nhi nahata, mobile ki kasam naukri thukra di, mgr tumhara naam nhi liya.tk cr.frnd
Namaskar, ye male/female jan seva hai.agar aap male hai to 1 call kare female hai to 5 sms kare inme se kuchh nahi to kuchh na kare, to hum samajh jayenge.
If sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai. by :- aj
Ganjo ki race me 1 ganje ne mari bazi, pr inam lene ko wo nhi tha razi. ganje ne kha ye b koi khel hai jisme ganjo ka inam kangi or tel hai. .
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se, ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se, tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh, mohalay me kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai, jhalak dikh laja, jhalak dikh laja, ladki chappal nikal ke kehti hai ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja.
Today’s truth apne india ka kuch nahi ho sakta.. yaaro kyun ki yaha.. budhhe desh chala rahe hai.. aur jawan facebook!!
Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai? . . kyun ki . . petrol pump par likha hota hai aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe.
Ek aadmi god se tune bachpana diya cheenliya, jawani di cheenli, paisa diya wapas le liya, ab ye biwi di hai to de kar lena bhool gaya kya..!!
Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai ki her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de aur holder mein aapko latka de.
Mentos idea- raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to ? ? ? simple use zor se 1 chanta maro, aur bolo: “yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? chal ghar”.