Beti: ammi ye mard kya hota hai. aur khusra kya hota hai ? ammibeti agar message ka jawab de to mard agar na de to ” khusra.ha ha ha
Bekhudi ki jindagi jiya nahi karte, dusare ke hath ka jaamchhinkar piya nahi karte, ana hai to aa jao meri bahon mai warnaham kisi ka pichha kiya nahi karte
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse, hum seh nahi payenge, bus ek baarkeh dena jarurat nahi hai aapki, kasam khuda ki aapko pitne ghartak chale aayenge.
Shaddi ke pehle ladki:- "darling !! tum nhi to mai nahi. aur mai nahi to tum nahi." shaadi ke baad ladki "saale, aaj ya tu nahi ya main nahi."
Mit jati h kitno ki khushi mit jate h kitno k gum msg isliyebhejte h hum taki dur rahkar b hamara ‘khauf’ na ho kam hum hwahi “dabbang”
Doob jati hy kashtiya jab ate hy tufan yade reh jati hy bichar jate hy insan yaad rakhoge to b0hat qarib pa0ge bhool jaoge to chamat khaoge
Read each word reversely: a suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno latnem stneitap evah ot daersms nevenehw sti nettirw ylesrever.
Khafa ho ya koi gam hai, number kho gaya ya balance kam hai, bhejo sms agar dum hai, ya fir maan gaye k sms k king hum hai.
Lab sil jate he jab aap samne aate ho, dil dhadkta he jab aapnigah milate ho, saans ruk jati he jab aap muskurate ho, pret atmaho kya? itna kyon darate ho....
Hi kaise ho? ghar pariwar? mata pita ji? kaam kaaj? makangaadi? tabiyat pani? aqal dimag? jab sab theek h to phir sms qnahi karte
Always smile because . . . . . . bache bhut khush hote hai bhooto ko muskurate dekhkar.........so always smile he he he
Medical shayari when you breathe, you respire! wah wah! when you breathe, you respire! wah wah! when you don't breathe, you expire! wah wah, kya baat hai!