Sitam sehny ki b hadd hoti hy, kisi ko stany ki b hadd hoti hy, sms bhejne ki koshish karo gareebo, muft k sms parhne ki b hadd hoti hy
You r 1 of da most cute persons in da world!! just a second, don’t misunderstand. cute means: creating useless troubles everywhere..
6 truths of life:- 1. you cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. all idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. the first truth is a lie. 4. you’re smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. you soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. there’s still a stupid smile on your face.
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? i put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘twins twins’
I just feel u…. whenever i feel u…. i just miss u ….. whenever i miss u …. i just wana see u …. do u know why……. it’s juts beacuse ………… ******i love cartoons*******
Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, mental hospital is not so far.
Flowers die, stories end, songs fade, memories are forgotten, all things come 2 end, but people like u r remembered forever, bcoz ghosts never die
In 3 ways u can break d mirror 1.throw stone at da mirror 2. throw da mirror on da floor. 3. stand in front of da mirror and smile by showing ur teeth
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Flash news: orbit white ad buffalo die. the company is searching an new one for their ad. so please be careful. avoid going outside and dont smile.
Who wants 2 b a millionaire let’s play? q.nobody likes you because you are a: a.cunt b.wanker c.rsole d.twat these life lines are available: 50/50 phone a friend? ring me! i will tell you!