March mein garmi nahi padti; october mein sardi nahi padti; aur july mein baarish nahi padti. saala, mausam pe toh abb bharosa hi uth geya hai!
Is garmi ka alam bas itna samajh le ghalib... . . . . . . . . . kapde dhote hi sookh jate hain, aur pehnte hi geele ho jate hain!
Pehle shirt utaari uske baad pant utaari aur fir banyan utaari . . . . . . saala, garmi fir bhi buhut lag rahi hai!
All local trains in mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called varsha. just heard an announcement in hindi saying, "bhaari varsha ke karan sabhi gadiyan deri se chal rahi hain!"
Kad lo rajaiyan, nale kotiyan; khao saag naal makki diyan rotiyan; thanda paani vi pina kar deo band; mere wallon tahanu happy thand!
Shaadi karni hai toh apni girlfriend se karo... dusre ki girlfriend se toh gharwale bhi karwa dete hain!
Waiter: sir kya order hai? man: mere liye butter chicken, matar paneer, or parantha. waiter: sir, madam ke liye? man: kuch nahi, woh sirf bhaav khaati hai!
What did the row of teeth tell the tongue? mujhe itna tongue mat karo... meri life mein already itne saare gum hain!