Hinglish Messages

Body toh kabhi bana nahi paaye.
hey bhagwaan! ab anti-body hi bana de!c

Baal vivaah hi theek tha.
ab toh saala vivaah tak baal hi nahi rehte!

India has the most talented students.
'bas bhai heading bata de baki main khud likh lunga!'

Doctors after operation and students after exam have the same thing to say -
"kuchh keh nahi sakte bas dua karna!"

Never hurt a samosa, vada aur kachori by saying no...
they too have fillings inside!

Bhagwaan aap sabko diwali ke messages delete karne ki shakti de!

Agle 3-4 dino ke liye aap sabhi ko same to you!

Others' mom: koi pasand ho to bata dena.
my mom: kisi ko tu pasand aa jaye toh bata dena!

Someone asked me, "yeh mirchi kis mausam mein lagti hai?"
i replied, "iska koi mausam nahi hota, jab sach bolo tab lagti hai!"

Girl: i need to lose weight.
friend: puja kiya karo.
girl: puja? why?
friend: puja karogi toh bhakti mein 'lean' ho jaogi!

Summer vacation:
most important question facing the country today?
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tere bacchon ka holiday home work ho gya kya?

Me: alexa! play 'abhi zinda hun to jee lene do, bhari barsaat mein pi lene do. mujhe tukdon mein nahi jeena hai...'
alexa: do hi lines aur bachi hain, woh bhi tu hi gaa le!