The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily: boy: we could get married easily. my father's a minister. girl: okay. let's try it. my father's a lawyer!
Boy to a girl: you look better with your glasses off. girl: you look better with my glasses off, too!
Boy: what do you think about our love? girl: count the stars in the sky. boy: aww... it's infinity! girl: nope. it's just a waste of time!
Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting!
Boy: will you be my valentine? girl: awww, but you deserve better. i'll help you find someone. boy: seedhe hi kyon nahi mana kar deti, aise jhandu mat bana!
Boy: can i take your photo? girl: why? boy: just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age!
Girl: please don't upload your dp picture on whatsapp. boy: but why? girl: the screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love, but girls use the word 'friendship' to end love. let's be friends!