Girl: i am a modern girl, i don't need to learn cooking. boy: cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
Girlfriend: you have never smiled at me since we started dating. boyfriend: i thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!
girls' bestie advice: woh khud karega text, tum mat karna. boys' bestie advice: tu koi shehzada nahi hai, kar de jaldi se text!
A boy sent a message to a girl. boy: can we talk? girl: talk about what? boy: us. girl: why do you want to talk about the united states? boy: sorry wrong number!
A boy sent a message to his girlfriend: boy: i am breaking up with you. girl: okay, bye. boy: you'll never find someone like me. girl: thank god!
A boy sent a message to his crush. boy: i love you, do you love me? girl: hahahahaha boy: arre, usne 5 baar ha bola!
A girl takes too much time to love and few seconds to hate; but a boy takes few seconds to love and too much time to hate!
Boyfriend: i love it when you cry badly. girlfriend: why is it so? boyfriend: because that's the only moment you hug me tightly!
Boyfriend message to his girlfriend: boy: baby sorry to disturb you. can you send me your photo? it's an urgent serious matter. girlfriend: why do you need it? boy: i'm playing cards with my friends and i've lost my 'queen'!
Bajirao mastaani dekh kar girlfriend ne pucha, "tumhari koi mastaani toh nahi hai na?" . . . . . . . . . . ab usko kaun samjhaye ki wahi mastaani hai... kaashi toh koi aur hai!