There exists a paradise where... all wives are lovely and all husbands are loving, all parents are respected and all children are angels, all holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing, all birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are rejoiced. that place is called... facebook!
Happy that i live in a world with facebook. before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an idiot!
After so many years, now i'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on facebook!
Mark zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain!
If a person changes its relationship status more than four times on facebook, by default it should be set as 'unstable'!
there exists a paradise where... all wives are lovely and all husbands are loving, all parents are respected and all children are angels, all holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing, all birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are being rejoiced. that place is called... facebook!
Girls, if a guy... - remembers your birthday - knows what you enjoy - saves your pictures - understands your family and friends this guy is not your man. this guy is mark zuckerberg!
There are two types of broken people: 1. who cry alone in darkness. 2. who cry on facebook with 100 others!
I've never met a group of people more worried about their privacy than the people on facebook who share everything about themselves!
"happy winters" to married peoples... and for singles - keep using facebook and whatsapp inside your quilt on your smartphones!
I like you and your facebook walls so much that i want to like them time and again. unfortunately, fb doesn't give me that option!