A father asks peon:hw r d studies in this college? where do i see my son in future? peon: the future is bright, i had also completed my engineering from the same college!
7 things students do during exams preparation: 1- sleeping 2- eating 3- texting 4- watch movies 5-chat with friends 6- dream of touching books nd 7- ask others studied something?
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ipl n t20 same rules should be applied in examz! (1) exams timing should be reduced to one hour. (2) power play - no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins. (3) cheer leaders - to dance after every right answer written. (4) strategic time-out - time for students for discussion. (5) super over - chance for students to form their own question. :-)
A genius is a person who can do for $1 what any fool can do for $100? -as such v complete syllabus in 1 day, that lecturers try in 1 semester !!
Lovely days in my life : childhood days, school days & collage days, horrible days in my life : “only exam days”
Normal heart ecg, _,-./|_,-./|_,-./|_,-./| ecg when exams r going on, _/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/| & when results are announced, ---------
Wat is red & goes tring tring? guess tomato the tring tring was 2confuse u..:-) ok again what is red and goes tring tring? guess black phone the red was to confuse u..:-d ok again what is red and goes tring tring? guess cake both red and tring tring was to confuse u..:-p ok again what is red and goes tring tring? guess fire brigade and u thought i was confusing u.. dats how examiners take viva in clg..;-):):-p
Classic example for students of different age groups:- 1st to 3rd stndard- hey i studied everything for exam... 4th to 6th std- hey that question was very hard so i dint read tat... 6th to 10th std- hey read only important questions... 10th to 11th std- hey.. 4 chapters are enough.... 12th- which exam is 2day... colleges- ohh! today is exam... no one has inform me ..!
The most painful moments in college life : *loving friend avoiding you without reason.. *hod sitting near you during college tour.. *dear one suddenly stopped msging you.. *10 mark question asked for 2 mark.. *friend calling on birthday 'n not wishing ..!!
Top answers of teachers if they don't know the answers: 1)i think the question is wrong.. 2)i will tell you tomorrow.. 3)don't ask foolish questions.. 4)you will study this in the next class.. and the most important one is: 5)nice question,raise your hands who know the answer :)
Perfect student is not the one who read books before exam, but writes a new book in the exam, with innovative ideas 'n outstanding theories ..!
This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std. i was caught talking in class and my teacher asked me 2 write "i wont talk in class" 50 times on d board, i wrote . . . . . . . . . for(i=1;i<=50;i++) printf("i wont talk in class "); m born brilliant but forced to study..;-(