A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. he said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. one smart ass, male student said, "what about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. after the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".
I'm a nervous reck.. finals are in [xx] days don't im me.. don't talk to me..don't call me.. till i have fully recovered from this horrific shock!
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. so i asked god, “is this love?” god replied, “no dear, result is near”
Finals are like boys... 1. they're hard to understand 2. you might get the urge to cheat on them 3. some are harder than others 4. they put pressure on you to perform well 5. they were created to make our lives hell 6. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction 7. some take longer to finish than others 8. you always have 3 or 4 at a time 9. some aren't as big as you had expected 10. they're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care
Student's exam life 9 am- wake up 10am- breakfast 11am- thinking to score 80% 1pm- lunch & den sleep 5pm-tea 6pm- thinking to score 60% 9pm-dinner 10pm-hey bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!
The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely….
Finals = academic suicide yo his pencil's heavy, knees weak, face is sweaty...the final is on the desk already, but he forgot to study. he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to score a's, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the proctor yawns so loud, then opens his mouth and the words come out...he's talking now everyone's listening now..."the clock's run out...time's up, put your pencils down."
I'm studying for finals - this defies the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time :-/
Identification of students 1.books in bags-bangalore 2.books in hands-delhi 3.rolled books in jeans-mumbai 4.no books but mobile in hand-rajkot we rock:-)
What is a fear? ? ? fear is the deep, wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book still smell new nd just few hours left for your exams. !
I hate having finals. i have to learn everything that i was supposed to be learning all semester … in one week what's with that???