80% of the final exam will be based on . . . . the one lecture you missed and the one topic you didn’t read. good luck for the exams
Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya…..:d
Class room is like a train. . 1st two benches r reserved for vip ;-) . nxt two benches r general coach :p . then . last two benches r very demanded. . . . bcz its.”sleeper coach. :p :d
Upcoming horror movies..! +exam ka khouf +tarapta student +shaitani book +result wala jin +neend ki maut +khooni notes +pyasa examiner +ssshhh subah paper hai.
The most beautiful feeling in the world..?? when you try to look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you :) location : examination hall :p :d
In exam hall a girl askd a pathan: plz muje bs is ans ki starting bta do baki mai likh lungi pthan ne idhr udhr dekha phir dheery se bola . . . . . . . . . . “the”
Itne din me to kabutar k andon me sy bache nkal aate hen! faraz yhan 2nd yr k 7 papr ni khtm ho ry <(._.)> …// dekh yr .. / abi b 3 bqi hai ………had hogae:-d
Mera result dekh kar abu ne sirf itna he kaha . . ‘faraz’ . . .. . . . . . . . big boss chahaty hain k aap is ghar say dafa ho jayain….! :d
Engineering student ka dard. . . . wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi dosto. . . . tumhare to exams hi khatm ni hote, tum pyar kya kroge.. =d
Father: beta. is baar exam me 90% marks lana.ok . beta: nhi 90% nhi 100% marks lawonga . . father: q mazak kr rahe ho . . . . . . . . . beta: shuro kis ne kiya??? :p :d
Funny moment in student’s life . . . . . . . . . . . . when u have no idea what to write in the paper & the examiner comes & says, “plz hide ur answer sheet” =p =d
For the 1st time something on a man, do read it who is a man? a man is the most beautiful part of god’s creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. he sacrifices his chocolates 4 sister. he sacrifices his dreams 4 just smile on his parents face. he spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts 4 the girl he loves just 2 see her smiling he sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain. he builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them 4 lifetime. he struggles a lot & still has 2 bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss. his mother, wife & boss all try 2 control him. his life finally ends up only by compromising 4 others happiness. respect every male in your life. u will never know what he has sacrificed 4u. worth sending 2 every man 2 make him smile & every woman 2 make her realize his worth!! bechara mard…!? agar aurat par hath uthaye to besharam, aurat se maar khae to buzdil, aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladai kre to jealous, chup rahe to darpok, ghar se bahar rahe to aawara, ghar me rahe to naakara, bachho ko dante to zalim, na dante to laparwah, aurat ko naukari karane se roke to shak karne wala, na rokey to biwi ki kamai khane wala, maa ki mane to chamcha, biwi ki sune to joru ka gulam… na jane kab aayega, “happy men’s day”