Dad: if u pass in the exam i will present u 1 cycle. son: if i fail? dad: i will present 10 cycle. son: why? dad: to open cycle shop.
School- apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala . tution- idhar chala mai udhar chala . maths- ajeeb dastan hai yeh . science- aa khusi se khudkushi karle . geography- musafir hoon main yaaro . economics-kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai . exam- zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai . result- jiya dharak dharak . pass- aaj mai upar asman niche . fail- jag suna suna lage...
School ka wo last day . . . . jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. . . .. . . . . we all have a feeling k sali ye bhi itni sunder hai. school dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar.
Smoking effects lips . . drinking effects liver . . love effects heart . . |but| . . the most danger 1 is study . . . . it effects the brain, direct komma avoid it & enjoy life !!
Letter to principal. salaam kaminey.! yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai..? kamino, students ki jaan nikal jati hai. upar se kutte paper checking to aise karta hai jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le raha ho, aisa sylbus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan to haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai. tera baap bhi is paper me pass nahin hoga. tu khud is paper mein 10 baar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil saale.. bataunga tujhe. yours faithfully, (pagal hu kya, jo apna naam likhunga)
Koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza parhai se barh ker kia hogi:
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe, best wishes for your exam.
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain, merri neend uratay kiyun hain, phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain, kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
Hum jeete 1 bar hain hum marte ek baar hain pyar bhi ek baar hota hai aur shadi bhi ek bar hi hoti hai toh fir ye saale exams bar-bar kyon?… “jago student jago”
1 seminar mein question pucha gya: condom ka full form batao? 1 intellegent ladki ne jawab diya c.control o.on n.natural d.drops o.of m.man’s leakage. :p
Aeroplane wright brothrs cycle macmillan telephone graham bell telescope galileo exams saale ko dhundo re, pakad k marenge