Newton's wife: how am i looking? newton: tan c/sin c wife: huh? newton: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)1/sin c = 1/cos c = sec c naughty newton
It doesn't matter if i go to bed at 9:00 pm or 2:00 am. when i wake up early for school tomorrow, i'll be tired either way.
School is like riding a roller coaster. when it starts, you want it to stop; but when it stops, you want it to start again.
a boy was travelling in a bus. suddenly, the driver applied brakes and the boy fell down on a girl & kissed her. girl: what are you doing? boy: mba; and you? girl (smilingly): b.tech . .. ... moral: always think about studies. keep calm & study hard.
Misery of a teacher: i don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures. but i get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it's working.