Christmas Bells: I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, and wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men! ~ Henry Wadswork Longfellow Merry Xmas!
Why Santa Claus is always a man? Because no women will wear the same dress year after year. Merry Christmas!
Blonde to her friend, "They say - get your Christmas shopping done early to avoid the rush but this year I did mine a whole 12 months early to avoid the rush and the shops were as busy as ever." Merry Xmas!
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas... I woke up in a box! Merry Christmas!
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Merry Xmas!
He knows when you're awake. He knows what you look like. He knows what you've been doing all year round. Sounds like Santa Claus has Facebook! Merry Christmas!
It's been 4 days since the world ended. However, I have been having so much fun. Eating good food, drinking choicest whiskies and everything good in life. I think I have come to Heaven since I also have all my friends and family with me. I hope it is the same for you.Merry Christmas!
Dear friend, Please eat, drink and make merry responsibly. It's Jesus Christ's birthday and not yours. Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa,I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever... Sincerely
Please Note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year... As a result, he died laughing! Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!