Khud apni nazron me gir gaya . . . . . . . . aur maine"beer" chhodne ka faisla kar liya.. . . . . . . . par fir jab maine un tamaam"beer" factory ke mazdur, aur unke biwi- bacchhon ke baareme socha to meri aankh bhar aayi.. . . . . . . . aur uss pal faisla kiya ki ab se, i will drink regularly.. . . . . . apne liye to sab jeete hain, lekin hum to garibon ke liye peete hain..
Baap: beta zindagi me kabhi charas na peena, . warna wo jo aage 4 aadmi ja rahe hai na wo 8 nazar aayenge, . . . . . . . . . . . . . beta: "magar dad.! wo to sirf 2 aadmi hai...
After breakup: girl: kamine maine jo wallet, watch, deo, t-shirts, jeans, belts, shoes diye the sab wapas kar. boy: tu petrol wapis kar. girl: kya main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti
Papa; beta tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? beta; chand jaisi biwi, jo raat me aaye our subha chali jaye.. papa: use chand nahi,raand kehte hai.
If movies were made by drinkers...?????? soda akbar rab ne pila di thodi rum de basanti hum tight ho chuke sanam beer zara bevde zameen par ek tha bagpiper talli six rum maro rum maine drink tujhko diya bewdy rathore hickk hick hota hai daarudas hum tunn maine neat kyu piya peg liya to chakna kya ulti kar di aapne whiskiya pinewale baatliyaa le jayenge.. whiskey donor......??
A man was sipping his whisky, while sitting on the balcony with his wife and he says, "i love you so much, i don't know how i could ever live without you." the wife asks, "is that you, or the whisky talking?" he replies, "it's me..... talking to the whisky...
Pani se pyas na bhujhe , to may kahne ke tarf chal nikola. socha sikyat karu khuda se, lekin khuda hi tera asshiq nikla
The "buffalo theory" of beer.. a herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. this natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. in much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so good for you!