Pathan Rel Ki Patari Par Leta Hua Tha Uske Dost Ne Pucha "Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Rel Gujari To Mar Jaoge Pathan: Abhi Upar Se Jahaj Gujra Kuchh Nahin Hua To Rel Kya Chiz Hai!
Pathan Se Kisi Ne Pucha "Redio Aur Akhbar Men Kya Antar Hai?" Pathan(Bahut Sochne Ke Baad): Dekho Yaar Baat Hai Samjhane Ki Ab Rediyo Men Aap Rotiyan To Nahin Lapet Sakte Na!
Pathan Mazar Par Bam Rakhte Hue Pakda Gaya Logon Ne Use Bahut Mara Aur Puchha Aisa Kyon Kiya? Pathan Ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola: Maine Yaha Bam Rakhne Ki Mannat Mangi Thi
Ek Pathan Dusre Pathan Se: Yaar Ek Naya Underwear Ek Saste Desi Sabun Se Dhoya Tha Vo Chhota Ho Gaya Ab Kya Karu? Dusra Pathan: Usi Sabun Se Naha Le Pura A Jaega
Pathan Apne Abbu Se "Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai" Abbu: Beta Kis Ke Saath? Pathan: Dadi Ke Sath Abbu: Begairat Vo Meri Maa Hai Pathan: To Fir Aapne Meri Maa Ke Saath Kyon Ki?
Raat Ko Sote Vakt Pathan Ko Ek Macchar Bahut Tang Kar Raha Tha Pathan Tang Aakar Bad Ke Niche So Gaya Thodi Der Bad Vahan Ek Jugnu A Gaya Pathan Gusse Se: Kamine Ab Torch Lekar Dhund Raha Hai
Pathan: Vo Jo Table Pe Aadmi Baitha Hai Us Se Hamara Dushmani Hai Dost: Table Pe To 4 Aadmi Hain Pathan: Wo Jiski Munchhe Hain Dost: Munchen To Sabki Hain Pathan: Vo Jiske Safed Kapde Hain Dost: Vo To Sabke Safed Hain Pathan Ne Gusse Men Pistaul Nikala Aur 3 Aadmiyon Ko Goli Maar Di Aur Jo Bach Gaya Uski Taraf Ishara Kar Ke Bola Isse Meri Dushmani Hai Isko Ham Nahin Chhodega
Ek Budhiya Sinema Haal Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Baithi Thi Kabhi 15 Minat Men Muahh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 Minat Men Yah Dekhkar Paas Baithe Pathan Ko Gussa A Gaya Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chhini Aur Puri Ek Ghut Men Pikar Bola: Aise Pite Hain Budhiya: Par Beta Main To Pan Thuk Rahi Thi
Ek Kabr Khodne Wale Ne Khub Sharab Pi Li Aur Nashe Ki Halat Men Itni Gahri Kabr Khodi Ki Usamen Se Bahar Nikalna Hi Mushkil Ho Gaya Raat Ho Chali Thi Sardi Behad Thi Use Aahat Sunai Di To Chillaya "Are Mujhe Badi Sardi Lag Rahi Hai Koi Kuch Karo" Ek Pathan Ne Kabr Men Jhankar Dekha Aur Bola: "Sardi To Lagegi Hi Log Tum Par Mitti Dalna Bhul Gae Hain"
Nus Pepar Men Vigyapan Aaya: Hamare Paas Aisi Chiz Hai Jise Pahan Kar Aap Puri Duniya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain Par Koi Aapko Nahin Dekh Sakta Kimat Sirf 10 000/ Rupaye Home Delivery Free Pathan Ne Vigyapan Padhte Hi 10 000/ Rupaye Bhej Diye Kuch Din Baad Parsal Aaya Pathan Ne Jaldijaldi Parsal Khola To Andar Se Ek 'Burka' Nikala
Pathan Ek Barat Men Gaya Wahan Use Barbar Pani Parosa Ja Raha Tha Pareshan Hokar Pathan Chillaya: Gale Men Pani Fans Gaya Hai Thoda Goshhchawal De Do
Chalti Tren Men Tikat Chekar Ne Pathan Se Ticket Maga To Vah Bola: Mera Chehra Hi Tikat Hai Tikat Chekar: Tab To Aapko Dabal Jurmana Dena Hoga