Jaj: Tumne Jhut Bolne Ki Koshish Ki Hai Tumhen Iski Bhi Saja Milegi Pathan: Bilkul Galat! Vakil Ke Hote Hue Mujhe Kya Jarurat Hai Jhut Bolne Ki A
Thanedar: Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Char Latth Ham Par Aur Ek Latth Hamari Begam Par Baja Tha Thanedar: Main Puch Raha Hu Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Par To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi
Jaj: Tumne Apne Padosi Ke Kaan Par Chhura Kyon Maara? Pathan: Sarkar Kan Par To Bhul Se Laga Gaya Main To Uske Gale Par Marna Chahta Tha
Pathan: Abbu Mujhe Moter Sicil Chahiye Abbu: Allah Ne Pair Kyon Diye Hain? Pathan: Ek Giyar Dalne Ke Liye Aur Dusra Brak Lagane Ke Liye
Patni: Aap Itni Shatranj Kyon Khelte Hain? Pathan: Isse Main Mustaid Rahta Hu Patni: Mustaid Rahte Hain Kisaliye? Pathan: Shatranj Khelne Ke Liye
Chor (Banduk Tante Hue) Bola: "Jindagi Chahte Ho To Apna Pers Mere Hawale Kar Do Pathan: Ye Lo Chor: Kitne Murkh Ho Tum Meri Banduk Me To Goli Hi Nahin Thi Pathan: Aur Mere Pers Me Bhi Kahan Rupaye The
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Chashma Laga Ke Ham Akhbar Padh Sakega N? Doctor: Ha Bilkul Pathan: Fir Thik Hai Varna Anpadh Ki Bhi Koi Jindgi Hai
Jamidar: Meri Itni Zameen Hai Ki Main Apni Kar Par Nikalun To Sham Tak Aadhi Zameen Par Pahunchta Hu Pathan: Hath Milao Hamare Pas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi 'Khatara' Kar Thi
Ek Fakir Pathan Ke Ghar Par Gaya Aur Bola: Main Allah Ka Mehmaan Ho Pathan Uska Haath Pakad Kar Masjid Men Le Gaya Aur Bola: "Allah Ka Ghar Ye Hai"
Bos: Tumhen 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon Chahiye? Pathan: Kajan Ka Shaadi Hai Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Chhuttiyan Kyon? Pathan (Sharmaate Hue) Bola: Kajan Ka Shadi Hamse Ho Raha Hai
Pathan Apni Bivi Ki Kabr Pe Jorjor Se Pankha Chala Ke Ro Raha Tha Kisi Ne Kaha: Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah Pathan Bola: Marne Wali Kah Gai Thi Meri Kabr Ki Mitti Sukhane Ke Baad Hi Dusra Nikah Karna Pata Nahin Kaun Sala Roj 2 Balti Pani Dal Jata Hai?