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Pathan Blad Ke Bare Men Ek Kitaab Padh Raha Tha Salma: Aaj Yah Kitaab Kyon Padh Rahe Ho? Pathan: Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ki Kal Mera Blad Test Hai Isliye Test Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Hu