Hathi Ne Chinti Ko Propos Kiya Chinti Ne Jawab Diya ""Main Bhi Tum Se Pyar Karti Hun Hathi: To Fir Shadi Se Kyon Mana Karti Ho Chinti: Main Tum Se Kitni Bar Kah Chuki Hun! Mere Ghar Men Intercast Shadi To Ho Sakti Hai Lekin Intersis Nahin
Braking Nus: Kripya Karke Aapke Jitne Bhi Rishtedar Dilli Men Rahate Hain Unko Suchit Kar Den Ki CIA RAW Aur Dusre Sutron Se Pata Chala Hai Ki Tamam Bas Stop Metro Station Ke Paas Sabji Mandi Model Toun Ji. Te. Karnal Rod Toll Tax Barrier Paschim Vihar Karol Bag Moti Nagar Markit Aur Relve Station Ke Karib . . . . . . . . Tarbuj A Gae Hain Ja Kar Kharid Lo!
Te Ve Par Khabar I: Modi Bane Pm To Aanandi Hongi Gujrat Ki Si.Em.! Rahul Gandhi Ne Soniya Se Pucha "Mammi To Fir 'Balika Vadhu' Band Ho Jayega Kya?"
Ek Samaroh Me Neta Ji Bhasha De Rahe The: Hamen Khurak Ki Samasya Ke Hal Ke Liye Jyada Se Jyada Anaj Ugana Chahiye" Tabhi Ek Shararti Uth Kar Khada Ho Gaya Aur Bola: Shriman Ji Ghas Ugane Ke Bare Me Aap Ka Kya Vichar Hai? Neta Ji Use Baithane Ka Ishara Karte Hue Bole "Pahle Main Insaanon Ki Khurak Ke Baare Men Bata Lun Tumhari Khurak Ke Bare Men Bad Men Bataunga"A
Grahak Ne Water Se Pucha: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala Ki Main Is Hotal Men Pahali Bar Aaya Hun? Water: Kyonki Jo Ek Baar Yahan Ka Khana Khakar Jata Hai Dubara Nahi Aata
Badi Umra Men Vivah Kar Rahe Netaji Se Unke Ek Parichit Ne Pucha: Aap Itni Let Shaadi Kyon Kar Rahen Hain? Netaji Ne Badi Gambhirata Se Kaha: Yah Mera Madhyavadhi Chunav Hai Mera Pahla Vivah Bhang Ho Gaya Tha
Do Bachchon Ki Man Tisari Bar Shadi Kar Rahi Thi Feron Ke Vakt Chhota Bachcha Rone Laga Bahut Koshish Ki Par Uska Rona Band Nahin Hua Tang Aakar Man Boli: Chup Ho Ja Varna Agli Shadi Men Leker Nahin Jaungi Bachcha Chup
Grahak Chillaya: Water Idhar Aao Water Sahamata Hua Grahak Ke Paas A Khada Hua Grahak: Dekho Chay Ke Pyale Men Makkhi Padi Hui Hai Water Ne Tarjani Ungali Se Makkhi Pyale Se Nikali Aur Bahut Gaur Se Dekhne Laga Fir Badi Gambhirta Se Uttar Diya: Hamare Hotal Ki Nahin Hai
Ladki: Kal Main Tumhare Liye Rakhi Lai Thi Tumne Bandhwai Kyon Nahin? Ladka: Agar Kal Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Tu Pahan Legi? Badi I Baat Karti Hai
Hasratedar Ke Liye Jab Ho Hamari Tamanna; Uski Gali Me Hamne Mobile Ki Dukaan Kholi; Mat Puch Ab Halatebsi Ka E Galib; Ke Roz Ek Naya Shakhs Unke Nambar Pe Rechar Karvane Aata Hai
Ladki: Na Chhedo Ladkiyon Ko Paap Hoga; Kal Tu Bhi Kisi Hasina Ka Bap Hoga Ladka: Khuda Kare Teri Baat Sachchi Ho; Jo Mujhe Papa Kahe Vo Teri Bachchi Ho
Jab Se Maine Tumhen Dekha Hai Mera Raat Ko Din Ko Subah Ko Sham Ko Khaate Vakt Pite Vakt Sote Vakt Jagte Vakt Hashas Ke Bura Haal Hai