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Pati: Mujhe Ajib Si Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Bivi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta Hakim: Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahin Tum Par Allah Ki Rahmat Hue Hai
Ek Aadmi Barish Men Ja Raha Tha Ek Sundar Mahila Uske Paas Aakar Boli "Aap Meri Chhatr Ka Hissa Ban Sakte Hain? Aadmi Bola "Aap Chinta Mat Kijiye Bahan Ji Main Thik Hu"A Naitik (Moral): Naitikvatik Kuchh Nahin Pichhe Usaki Bivi A Rahi Thi
Ek Joda Park Men Baitha Tha Tabhi Vahan Par Pulis Wala Aaya Pulis: Park Men Aise Baithe Ho Bachchon Par Kya Asar Padega? Aadmi: Ham Donon Shadi Shuda Hain Pulis: To Ghar Men Jakar Baitho Aadmi: Tab Iske Pati Aur Meri Patni Pe Kya Asar Padega?
Patni: Har Ravivaar (Sunday) Tum Machli Pakdne Ke Liye Jate Ho Na? Pati: Hanhan To? Patni: Aaj Wo Machli I Thi Aur Kah Rahi Thi Ki Wo Maa Banne Wali Hai
Aatmahatyaen Do Tarah Ki Hoti Hain Pahli (Tej Aur Aasan): Gale Men Rassi Dalo Aur Pankhe Se Latak Jao Dusari (Dhimi Aur Dardnak): Gale Men Varamala Dalo Aur Jindagi Bhar Latke Raho
Patni: Main Mike Ja Rahi Hu Talak Ka Notis Bhej Dungi Pati: Ja Ja Mithi Mithi Baten Karke Khush Karne Ke Koshish Mat Kar
Patni: Tum Sari Duniya Men Bhi Dhuddhonge To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Dusari Nahin Milegi Pati: Tum Kya Samjhti Ho Ki Main Dusari Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Talash Karunga?