Patipatni Ek Hi Plet Men Golgappe Kha Rahe The Ek Dusre Ki Aak Men Aak Dale Patni Ne Romantic Ho Kar Pucha "Aise Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Ji?" Pati: Thoda Aaram Se Kha Meri Bari Hi Nahin A Rahi
Patni Ne Apne Mayke Se Pati Ko Fon Kiya Aur Boli "Apna Dhyan Rakhna Suna Hai Bahut Logon Ko Dengu Ho Raha Hai Aajkal" Pati: Mera Sara Khun To Tu Pi Gayi Hai Ab Machar Kya Mere Paas Khun Dan Karne Aayega
Bhartiy Patniyon Ki Tabiyat Jyadatar Is Bat Par Nirbhar Karti Hai Ki... . . . . . . . . . Aane Wala Mehmaan Mayke Se A Raha Hai Ki Sasuraal Se!
Santa Aur Jeeto Ki Ladai Ho Gai Aadha Din Chupchap Gujarne Ke Bad Jito Santa Ke Paas I Aur Boli "Is Tarah Jhagadate Achche Nahi Lagte Ek Kam Karte Hain Thoda Aap Samjhauta Karo Thoda Main Karti Hu" Santa: Thik Hai Kya Karna Hai? Jito: Aap Mujhse Maafi Maag Lo Aur Main Aapko Maaf Kar Deti Hu
Jaise Aatankvaad Achchha Ya Bura Nahi Hota Vo Sirf Aatankwad Hota Hai Thik Vaise Hi Bivi Bhi... . . . . . . . . Khair Chhodo Vo Sirf Bivi Hoti Hai
Banta: Bhai Bakre Ki Jindagi Badhiya Hai Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Are Ek Baar Kat Gaya Aur Kissa Khatm Santa: Kya Hua Bhabhi Vapas A Gayi Kya?
Ek Aurat Ne Penter Se Apna Potrat Banvaya Fir Kuch Soch Kar Penter Ko Kaha Ki Gale Men Naulakha Har Bhi Bana Do Penting Banne Ke Baad Penter Ne Pucha "Aapne Aisa Kyon Kiya?" Aurat: Kabhi Main Mar Gayi To Ye Dusari Shadi Kar Lenge Nayi Wali Aag To Ye Har Dhundhegi Aur Milega Nahin To Jhagda Hoga Tab Meri Aatma Ko Sachcha Sukun Milega Ise Kahte Hain Jindagi Ke Sath Bhi Aur Jindagi Ke Baad Bhi!
Patni: Shadi Ke Pahle Tum Bahut Mandir Jate The Ab Kya Ho Gaya? Pati: Fir Tumse Shadi Ho Gai Aur Mera Bhagwan Par Se Bharosa Hi Uth Gaya
Pati Bechara Saal Ke 365 Din Patni Ka Muh Dekh Kar Khana Khata Hai Usmen Koi Baat Nahin Lekin Patni Ek Din Pati Ka Muh Dekhkar Khana Khaye To Sala Tyohar Ban Jata Hai
Aaj Ka Gyaan: Bivi Jab Kafi Ijjat Dene Lage Pyar Se Baat Kare Sab Kaha Manne Lage To Samajh Jaye Ki... . . . . . . . . Kuch Bada Nuksan Karke Baithi Hai
Pati: Sabji Me Namak Kyo Nahi Hai? Patni: Wo Sabji Thodi Jal Gayi Thi N Pati: To Namak Kyo Nahi Dala? Patni: Ham Log Jale Par Namak Nahi Chhidakte
Ek Mandir Ke Bahar Notis Laga Tha Apni Bivi Ko Sambhal Kar Rakhen Bhid Men Uske Kho Jane Par Kahin Aapko Ye Galatafahami Na Ho Jaye Ki Bhagwan Ne Aap Ki Sun Li