Married Jokes

Vo Mandir Bhi Jata Hai Aur Masjid Bhi
Vo Gurudwaare Bhi Jata Hai Aur Ch‌Rch Bhi
Pareshan Pati Ka Koi Mazhab Nahin Hota

Patni Pati Se: College Ke Bare Men Tumhara Koi Katu Anubhav Hai?
Pati: Ha Tumhari Aur Meri Pahli Mulakat College Men Hi To Hui Thi

Bevkuf Bivi Apne Pati Ko Gulam Bana Kar Rakhti Hai Aur Khud Gulaam Ki Bivi Kahlati Hai;
Aur Samjhdar Bivi Apne Pati Ko Raja Bana Kar Rakhti Hai Aur Khud Usaki Rani Bankar Rahati Hai

Patipatni Ke Bich Jhagada Chal Raha Tha
Pati: Main Koi Darta Nahin Hu Tumse
Patni: Darte To Tum Ho Pahli Baar Jab Mere Ghar Aaye The To Pure Sau Aadmi Saath Laaye The Aur Mujhe Dekho Main Akeli Hi Chali I Thi Baat Karte Ho

Do Aadmi Apas Men Bat Kar Rahe The
Pahla Aadmi: Yaar Main Apni Bivi Se Bahut Pareshan Hu
Dusra Aadmi: Kyon?
Pahla Aadmi: Yaar Meri Bivi Sab Kuch Banana Janti Hai Par Fir Bhi Ghar Par Kabhi Khana Nahin Banati
Dusra Aadmi: Yar Tum To Bahut Khushkismat Ho Meri Bivi Ko Khana Banana Bhi Nahin Aata Par Fir Bhi Khana Banati Rahti Hai

Ajib Si Sthiti Ho Jaati Hai Jab Patni Apne Ghutne Pakadakar Kahti Hai
"Aaj Sara Din Kam Karkar Ke Mera To Dimag Hi Ghum Gaya"

Duniya Ke 4 Khatarnak Hathiyar Jo Parmanu Bam Se Bhi Khatarnak Hain;
1. Patni Ki Muskan
2. Patni Ke Aasu
3. Patni Ki Nazar
Aur Sabse Khatarnak
4. Patni Ki Misd Call
Inse Aaj Tak Koi Nahin Bach Saka

Do Dost Shadi Ke Salon Baad Mile
Pahla Dost: Aur Bhai Kaisi Hai Teri Bivi?
Dusra Dost: Swarg Ki Apsara Aur Teri?
Pahla Dost(Mayus Hote Hue): Meri To Abhi Bhi Jinda Hai

Jivansathi Vo Shakhs Jo Har Us Sankat Ke Samay Aapke Saath Khada Rahta Hai;
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Yadi Aap Avivahit Hote To Shayad Aap Par Vah 'Sankat' Kabhi Aata Hi N

Barish Aur Bivi Men Antar Aur Samanta Bataiye?
Samanata: Donon Kabhi Bhi Baras Sakti Hai
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Antar: Barish Se Bacha Ja Sakta Hai

Patipatni Men Sabse Jyada Shanti Kab Rahati Hai?
Jab Pati Yah Nahin Sunata Ki Patni Kya Kah Rahi Hai Aur Patni Yah Nahin Dekhti Ki Pati Kya Kar Raha Hai

Kisi Aurat Ke Liye Ek Naye Vastra Aur Aabhushan Vaisa Hi Nasha Karte Hain Jaise .
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Ek Sharab Ki Botal Kisi Aadmi Ke Liye