women Jokes

A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.
don't break hers and she won't break yours!

5 missed calls from your girl friend means...
you missed a good fuck!

5 missed calls from your wife means...
you're fucked!

With females wearing my masks, klpd can seldom happen!

And then god created the orgasm.
so women can moan even when they are happy!

Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it.
women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either!

I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!

Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!

Women have three sides:
1. The quiet side
2. The fun and crazy side
3. The side nobody wants to see

Why do women take men for granted?
They like to believe if they can train one, they can train all!

After seeing great leadership of Indian coaches, today one thing is proven...
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that if women listen to men, they can achieve wonders!

Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sight of emotion!

Women look at weddings as a beginning of romance, while men look at weddings as an end of romance!