A businessman opened a zoo and made the entry fee rs. 50, nobody came. he reduced it to rs.25 but still, nobody came. then rs.20...and then rs.10, but still, nobody came. so he made it free and the zoo was filled in no time. then he released the lion... and made the exit fee rs.200.!!! the zoo is called jio zoo.
Did you know why india's test captain virat kohli was impressed by the government's move on demonetization? because it is a paytm series!
2000/- rs.note are pink in color. they are girly notes, won't look good in men's hands. so all of you guys please handover the money to your wife and use blue color 100 rs. notes!
Enjoy life, no matter how hard it seems. when life gives 500 or 1000 reasons to struggle, show the world that you have 2000 reasons to smile!
While people are worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakhs in their accounts. i am receiving notifications from my bank to maintain the minimum balance!
How to make rose milk: 1. take one liter of milk & boil it. 2. add sugar to the milk as per taste. 3. take 2000 rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times. rose milk is ready!
I got a call from hr consultant. She asked me, "are you looking for a change?"I said, "yes i have rs. 2000 and want change."I don't know why she disconnected the call!
Today's reality:Gabbar: kitne aadmi the?Kalia: sirf do aadmi, sardar.Gabbar dropped everything And ran to the atm!
If you think 2016 was the worst, Let me remind you that getting the change of rupees 2000 note Won't be easy in 2017 either!
Wife: my husband has swallowed his pan card, by mistake. Please do something immediately.Doctor: get him to swallow his aadhar,Both need to be linked before i attempt anything!
Idea is merging with vodafone.Chances are that abhishek bachchan Would lose his job to a dog and you think that your life sucks!