Pappu ne apni math ki madam se ek din puchha pappu: “miss kya aap murgi hai?” madam hairani se: “kya bakwas kar rahe ho? main tumhe murgi nazar aati hu?” pappu: “to miss aap mere har test mein anda hi kyun deti ho?“.:d:d
Teacher class mein papu se puchti hai, teacher: “chalo papu aaj tum batao, tumhara favorite writer koun hai?” papu: “mam, aapki beti tina, jo mujhe har hafte ek achha letter likh ke bhejti hai“.:d:d
Teacher- pappu ek story sunao with moral. . . pappu- maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. . . phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha. . . moral- jaisi karni wsi bharni..:d:d
Teacher: what is your best friends name. student: madanlal darshanlal chodhary. teacher: its very long, any short name. . . student: ma. . dar. . .cho/).
College life .. assignment copy karte time oye ! ye kya likha hai ? . . . . . . . jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de .. true or not
A student who got 0% marks, was surprised because his all answers were seeminglycorrect!? do you feel that he was wrongly penalised?? ? q.1- in which battle did tipu sultan die ?.. ans.- in his last battle.. q.2- where was the declaration of independence signed? ans.- at the bottom of the page.. q.3- what is the main reason for divorce ?.. ans.- marriage.. q.4- ganga flows in which state ?.. ans.- liquid state.. q.5- when was mahatma gandhi born ?. ans.- on his birthday. q.6- how will you distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people ?.. ans.- by mango shake..!! q.7-where do maximum ice fall noticed in india...???.. awesome reply by student:- .."in wine glass????." forward it..it's new??
Teacher to johny: “haath mein kitni fingers hoti hain?” johny: “sir six” teacher: “bhosri ke tujhe kitni bar bola hai pant se hath bahar nikaal kar count kiya kar”.:d:d
Nursary madam: “bachhon batao, ek saal mein kitne mahine hote hai?” pappu: “mam, 12” madam: “wah, tum kaise jante ho?” pappu: “12 mahine mein 12 tarike se tujhko pyar jatauga re, dhinka chika-dhinka chika“.:d:d
Teacher ne class mein bacho ki knowledge bhadane ke liye ek question puchha teacher: “bacho! ek asie chij batao jo udati asman mein hai aur bache zamin pe deti hai” pappu: “air hostess“:d:d
Student's life is like english movies school = jurassic park.. principal = king kong.. vice principle = hulk.. teachers = aliens.. class guys = planet of apes.. class gals = charlies angels.. syllubus = deep blue sea exam = mission impossible invigilator = terminator.. result = .end of the world
Teacher : kitne saal k ho ? student : register me check kar le, teacher : kaha se ho ? student : school record me dekh le, teacher : sabse jyada pyar kise krte ho, mom or dad ? student : mere dil se puch le, teacher : tera dil kaha hai ? student : teri beti se puch le . students rocks
College student : meri attendance ke bare zyaada mat sochna…”main college me aata hoon… lecture main nahi…