A woman walked into a sex shop to buy a vibrator. she asked the man at the counter, "where are the vibrators?"he said, "follow me, come this way" by waggling with his finger.she responded, "if i could come this way, why would i need a vibrator, you idiot ?"
If i could be any part of you, i'd be your tear. to be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
In da mornin i don't eat coz i think of u, at noon i don't eat coz i think of u, in da evenin i don't eat coz i think of u, at night i don't sleep coz im hungry
I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep. i'll give u two kisses to dream. i'll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
Hey, i just got your blood test report. u have been tested hiv positive. report reads person has high percentage of honey in veins. no wonder!
I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. it is illegal to be as lovable as you r. now you get a life sentence in my heart.
Without ur sms days are like: moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shattereday & sadday. so send me sms everyday.