A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "it will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week." wife: did you hear that? husband: yes, but he was talking to you!
Doctor: Hey, how are you? Patient: I am good. Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!
Dentist: This will hurt a little. Patient: OK. Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
Doctor: Your case is quite complicated. Patient: Why Doctor? What happened? Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
Doctor: Do you exercise? Me: Yes, I'm a runner. Doctor: What kind of a runner? Me: I run from my problems!
Patient: Doctor, I'm having some trouble with my breathing. Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic. Doctor: What did you have for lunch? Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke. Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao? Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
Doctor: Do you smoke? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Alcohol? Patient: Yes, every day. Doctor: Exercise? Patient: Never. Doctor: Women? Patient: Plenty. Doctor: Can we be friends?
Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life? Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!