Ek budha blue film dekhte hue zor zor se haath ko jatka dene laga saath bethe ladke ne pucha – “kya hua baba?” baba bola – “hona kya hai, 30 saal bad ustad khada hua to aaj haath so gaya..“
Bipasha aur john ki shadi ke baad unhe kala bachcha paida hota hai john: “main bhi gora tu bhi gori fir bachha kyu kala?” bipasha: “main bhi hot tu bhi hot to garmi se bachcha jal gaya na“
The way shraddha kapoor says *ayeee villianeeee* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . is quite similar to girls in my hometown saying.. *ayeee rickshawwww*...
Sajid khan is a dumbass. he could've casted neil nitin mukesh in triple role instead of wasting money on so many actors.
Facebook founder mark zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. how ?? . . . beacuse sajid khan has invited him to see super block buster humshakals..:d
Barish hui aur uth gaya pappu, wah wah barish hui aur uth gaya pappu, wah wah are aage kya hua? hona kya tha "sajeed khan ki film dekh" so gaya pappu.....
Sunny leone (in tension) :- mujhe bhi business karna hai. me :- but y ?? what happened ?? sunny :- mein kisike niche kaam karna nahi chahti.:d:d
Manzile insan ke hausle aazmati hai, sapno ke parde aankho se hatati hai, kisi bhi baat se himmat na harna, thoker hi insan ko chalna sikhati hai?
Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo, yon tum hamein ishara na karo, door hain tumse ye majburi hai hamari, tum tanhaiyon mein yun tadpaya na karo?
Singham 2 is not a action movie like singham. it is based on the love triangle between ajay devgn, kareena & mahindra scorpio.:d:d