If you weigh 100 kilos (220 lbs) on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos (83 lbs) on Mars. You are not fat, you are just on the wrong planet!
What's the difference between sun and bun? Sun rises in the East and sets in the West. Bun rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
For all fitness freaks: 5 ways to burn 100 calories: 1. Walking - 45 mins 2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins 3. Swimming - 17 mins 4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins 5. Tennis - 14 mins Note: People who can't do all the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 2 minutes is equally effective!