Ak admi subah nend se uta aur sath mein ak kauye bhi jag kar uta, to us admi ne socha aj mera din karab jayega kyu ki kauye bure paksi hai! to usne kauye ko sath sath jaan se mar diya, aur baad mein uske wife ne10b kaha ki bure to ap hai kyu ki usne subah subah ut kar apko deka isliye apna jaan gaoyana pada!!!
Tujhse mila to aaysa laga koi aapna mil gaya.... haar dua mai tera sath manga tha.... peheli dua mai tera pyar manga tha.... ankhri dua mai tere muskurahat barkarar rehene ka salamati manga tha....
Pinku joke...... (pinku doctor ke pass gya) pinku: doctor muze rat me ajib ajib sapne aate hai, mere sapne me bandar footboll khelte hai....! doctor: ye davai lo sapne aane band ho jayenge.! pinku : likn mai davai khal khaunga.. doctor: q pinku: aaj unka fainal hai.......!
Santa walking on road samne gobar pada tha, santa ne jhuk kar ungli dal kar taste kiya aur bola: "ohh ye to gobar hai, shukr hai mera pair nahi pada."
Ek pathan poori zindagi, sochta raha, sochta raha, sochta raha, aur sochte-sochte mar gaya, ke agar meri bahan ke 3 bhai hai to mere 2 kyun hai?
Interviewer - do you have a gf ? me - no . . . . . . . . interviewer - bhaag saale, ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya ghanta patayega. me -faints pnechoww shareef bnke bhi naukri nhi mili.
Kuch ladke ladkiyon ka ghar dekhne ke liye unka peecha to aise karte hain jaise shaam ko baraat leke jaenge udhar
Ek kanjus ki shadi me baar-baar pani pesh kia jara tha, santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "bhai, biryani milegi kya.? pani gale me atak gya hai"
Ek aadmi ki maut ke baad uska dost uski bw ke paas aaya aur bola= kya me uski jagah le skta hu.? bw= muje koi aitraz nahi qabrastan walo se puchh lo.
Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha, aurat= dekhta kya he teri maa ki umr ki hu santa= to main bhi apne baap ke liye hi dhund raha hu.
Santa ka baap uk se aaya. baap= teri maa kaha hai.? santa= mar gyi. baap= tune muje batayaa kyu nahi.? santa= socha surprise dunga.
Ek baar ek ladka bhag kr gya aur ek ladki se bola= mai aapse dosti karna chahta hu, ladki boli= "teri-meri dusmni kab thi mere bhai.?"