English mother : good night, dear! hindi mother: shubh ratri, beta! punjabi mother: so ja kuteya! mobile da kheda chadd de! rakh de apne peo nu hun... phone wali maa naal svere gala kr lei!
Ek kuwari ladki ko bachha ho gaya, baap ne gusse se pucha: “kiska hai yeh, sach-sach batana” ladki boli: “pitaji chota-2 recharge karwati thi, pata nahi kisi ne life time pack hi daal diya“
Court mein case chal raha tha, case ki sunwai shuru hone lagi to wakeel utha aur judge se bola. wakeel: “my lord, qanoon ki kitaab ke page number 15 ke mutabiq mere muvakeel ko baizzat bari kiya jaye” judge: “kitaab pesh ki jaye” kitaab pesh ki gayi, judge ne page number 15 khola to usmein 1000 ke 10 note the. judge muskurate hue bola: “bahut khoob, is tarha ke 2 saboot aur pesh kiye jaye“
Mohabaat ki rahan main har waqt dard milega.... mohabaat ki rahan main har waqt dard milega.... meri mano,us raste pe ek medical store khool do bahoot chalega.
1 larka or larki. dono pyar karte thea. 1 din dono ghumane gaye. larki larke se boli. jaanu muje kabhi bhuloge to nahi. larkas- nahi. fir larka larki mse bolta hai. jaaneman tum kabhi dhokhja to nahi dogi. larki boli jb tk tum se acha kharch karne wala nahi milega tb tk tumare saath nhi hu
Aaj kal graam panchayet kie chunav chal rahe hai. jo 5 saal se so rahe thea ab neta ban kr gharo se nikal rahe he. or ghar-ghar jaa kar keh rahe hai. hame vote dekar vijye banaye. bharshtachar hm mitayenge. janta se ye bol kar khud bharshtachar machayenge
Santa in police station: ye photos kiski hai..? police officer : ye criminals ki jinko arrest karna hai.. . santa : jab photo li tab arrest kar lena tha na......!
Teacher : who is the leader of ducks..? santa : frog.. teacher : why..? . santa : bcoz frog is mainduck.....!!
Tere dil ke tir ne ghayal kar diya. wah wha wha tere dil ke tir ne ghayal kar diya. raat ko jo pi thi nasha fir se uttar gaya.
Ek andha police me bharti hone ke liye gya officer ne pucha=tumhe hum kis liye rakhe.? andhe ne fauran jawaab diya= andha dhund firing ke liye
Plumber ne pipe nayalagane ke baad 1000/rs bill diya, santa: itna to me engineer ho ke bhi nahi kamata. plumber: main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha.
Life me paisa, pyar, dost sab aate hai par toote huye daant nahi aate babu msg kar diya kro, warna meri kasam haste huye bahut sharm aayegi.