1 barsat ki raat -ek bhigi ladki, -bhiga badan, -bhigi zulfe, -bhige hoth, -hum dono ki nazare mili, -use dekhke aisa laga ki . . .kal use 100 % sardi hogi!
Pyar karnevale paresan ho jate he shadi karnevale sharabi ho jate he, divorce denevale devdas ho jate he, ham se dosti karnevale msg se meharban ho jate he
Teacher: can anybody give an example of coincidence? student: sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time.
Aftr robbing d bank, robber 2 clerk: did u see me robbing? clerk: yes. robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: did u? 2nd clerk: no, but my wife saw u! :d
A boy goes to a strip club. his mom gets angry & asks him: did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? boy: yes, i saw dad!
How do u recognize a sardar in school: he is one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Rich man: today i have 14 cars, 15 hotels, 8 farmhouses, crores of bank-balance..and wat do u have? poor man:i hav a son and his girl friend is ur daughter.
Man : u cheated me. shopkeeper : no, i sold a good radio to u. man : radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is ‘all india radio! ‘
Sardar went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying sardar : wow! how amazing. people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver
Improve your g.k. 1. national sister- mamta banerjee 2. national girlfriend- sunny leone 3. national tension- salman khan's marriage 4. national bachelor- rahul gandhi 5. national dehshat- sequel of ra.one 6. national food- kasam 7. national struggler- abhishek bachchan 8. national judge- archana puran singh 9. national mom- sonia gandhi 10. national jamaai- robert vadra 11. national book- face book 12. national robot-manmohan singh 13. natonal bank- swiss bank 14. national god- sachin tendulkar 15. national show- comedy nights with kapil 16. national tiger- narendra modi 17: national time pass - whatsapp
One day, a boy goes to school. he enters the classroom, and his friend throws a ball of paper at him, hits his head shout: "whooo! head shots! so the boy turns around, picks up a book & smacks his friend on the face and yells: "bang! facebook!
6 things we can say in school: 1.im tired 2.im cold 3.i don't get it 4.i'm hungry 5.what time is it? 6.i want to go home