Two onlookers were talking during the village match. ‘the batsman was late for the first delivery,’ observed one. ‘he always is,’ said the other. ‘that’s our milkman.’
The local game had been a bitter affair, with neither side giving anything away and an unusual amount of hostile bowling. several injuries were sustained, and after the game one of the batsmen was seen pacing up and down the pitch. ‘ah, i see you’re reliving the battle,’ said the groundsman. ‘no,’ said the player. [...]
Hit on the head the fast bowler hit the batsman on the head and the batsman danced around in agony, clutching his foot. the opposing captain ran up to help and then said, ‘wait a minute. you were hit on the head. why are you holding your foot?’ ‘my corn’s giving me hell!’ moaned the [...]
Bottle of beer the batsman was having a bad time. he played and missed at every ball and was becoming more hot and flusterred every minute. as the bowler was walking back; the batsman turned to the wicket-keeper. ‘phew,’ he said ‘what couldn’t i do with a bottle of beer.’ the wicket-keeper thought for a [...]
The nervous young batsman was having a terrible time and was lucky to still be at the crease. during a lull, he stammered to the wicket keeper, ‘well, i expect you’ve seen worse players.’ silence…. first slip added ‘he said i expect you’ve seen worse players.’ ‘i heard him the first time. i was just [...]
A tip for all girls – how to know if its true love? . on wednesday, march 30, 2011, if your lover spends the entire day with you, instead of watching the india pakistan semifinal match…. marry him!!! :-d
Guess who can easily beat whole pak cricket team lonely? a-tendulkr b-hussy c-taylor d-smith . . . . . . . . . ans. kamran akmal
Oh guru, tezz hawa chale toh sar pe hoarding gir jate hain, aur aakhri over maiden jaye to captain ka sar phir jata hai.
2 pagal cricket match dekh rahe thay, afridi ne sixer mara pehla pagal: wah kia goal kia hai, dusra: bewaquf goal is may nahi cricket may hota hai.
Wife tv par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, “darling mein kaisa lag raha hu?” tabhi wife zorse chillayi’ chakkaaaa!!!
Zindgi ek cricket hai saari dharti khel ka maidaan aur us pe karmbhoomi hi pitch hai zindgi ek cricket hai aati hai sabki baari but just for once hai hum hi is khel mein khiladi aur humhi audiance hai zindgi ek cricket hai naukri milna to chauka lag jaana hai par chakka to sidha shaadi ho jaana hai zindgi ek cricket hai jeevan ke utar chadav ball ki inswing aur outswing hai