Ladka ladki se bola: “hello, i love you” ladki: “i am already married kuch to tu sharam karle” ladka: “mujh mein bhi to tere pati jaise hi function hain” ladki: “saale haraam ke, tu bhi mere pati ki tarah khusra hai kya?“
Boy : may i kiss u? girl : no boy again : may i kiss u? girl : no, no , no boy desperately asks :plese may i kiss u? girl : kutte, kaminey... teachr thodi naa hoo, jo permission maang raha hai ... zabardasti nahin kar sakta kya..
Best sms ever between boy-friend and girl-friend boy: “call me shona.” girl: “shona” boy: “call me baby.” girl: “baby” boy: “call me janu.” girl: “janu” boy: “bahan ki lodi, call kar mujhe” girl: “ooops sorry sorry“
Boy: tum shadi ke baad apne liye alag ghar to nahi mango gi na.? girl: are nahi main aisi ladki nahi tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena.
Girl-friend apne boy-friend ko udaasi se boli. girl-friend: “maine cheating ki hai” boy-friend pahle hairan hua fir chillate hue bola boy-friend: “to main konsa tujhse pyar karta hoon, 2 saal se cheat hi to kar raha hoon” ladki rone lag gayi, aur boli: “par main to exams ki baat kar rahi thi” boy-friend: “ooohhhhhh shitt“
Park mein ladki apne premi ka sir apni god mein rakh ke bethi thi, pyar bhari nazaron se use dekhte hue boli. ladki: “my janu, my baby, mera bachha, my sweetu, my golu, kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? bol mere munne” ladka: “aray yaar propose kar rahi hai ya god le rahi hai“
What girls do before lending notebooks: ... ... 1. time pe wapas de dena. 2. kho mat dena. 3. pages faadna mat aur mode mat dena. 4. kisi aur ko mat dena 5. check karne do ki peeche kuch personal likha toh nahi hai. 6. haan ab le jaao. . . what boys do:; . . . ...-jab apni submit karega tab meri bhi kar dio... aish kar jaa.
A sweet reply . . . girl: why do you follow me every time ? ? . . . . . . boy: well when i was kid, my parents always use to say “keep following ur dreams until u meet them.” for me sk you are aa dream that doesn't come true
Boy: last baar puchh raha hu. do u love me.? girl: nahi. boy: soch lo.? girl: kah diya na nahi. boy: waiter bill alag-alag lana. girl: tum to mazak bhi nahi samajte.
Boy: ro kyu rahi ho.? girl: mere marks bahut kam aaye hai, boy: kitne aaye hai.? girl: sirf 88% boy: khuda ka khof kar zalim, itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate hai.
Girl: jab tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.? boy: main tumari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum.? girl: me bhi gold flake pi leti hu.
Girl to boy: hum bahut badnaam ho chuke hai, to hume shaadi kar leni chahiye. boy: lekin itni badnaami ke baad hume shaadi karega kon.?