The changing times 1970 - 1985 = sunny means gavaskar. 1985 - 2010 = sunny means deol. 2010 - 2025 = sunny means leone. kaam teeno ka ek hi hai .. thukai... bas tareeke alag alag hain.:d:d
Bhakt: baba, meri shaadi aishwarya se karva dou nirmal baba: uski ek saree 2 lakh ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega? bhakt: koi upaay baba? baba: sunny leone.:d:d
Ramu ghar ke ander gussa aur thakur sahab se bola ramu: “thakur saab gabar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li” thakur: “to main kya karun?” ramu: “bahurani puchh rahi hai gabbar se badla lena hai ya payment?“:d:d...
Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri? circuit: simple bhai, pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur agar bhagi to bakri. ;)
Assistant director: sir film me s*x scene daal dete hai... . . . . . . . . . . rohit shetty: thik hai nano par scorpio chadi hui dikha de !!
The promos of poonam pandey's 'nasha' would be a flop. what are emotions doing in there? it shall contain only motion!
In pk, aamir khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!
Q: what's the biggest tragedy in the movie 'sholay'? a: well, first of all thakur's wife dies and to make matters worse, gabbar cuts off thakur's hands.
Ajit: mona darling, you're not wearing your panty today? mona: yes boss, you're simply great. but how do you really come to know about it? ajit: i see dandruff on your shoes!