Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . . Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
Mahesh Bhatt: I just saw a 12-foot snake in the garden. Alia Bhatt: Dad, don't try to make me a fool. Snakes don't have feet!
Deepika Padukone: I have more fans than you! Alia Bhatt (laughing hysterically): You mean, you don't have an AC!
Alia Bhatt: My new iPhone 6 is crap. Sidharth Malhotra: Why? Alia Bhatt: I put it in Airplane Mode but it's not flying!
Sanjay Dutt Ko 14 Days Ki Chutti Ki Khabar Sunte Hi Aankho Mein Aansu Liye Meri Maa Ne Mujhse Kaha... . . . . . . . . . Dekh Beta Jail Mein Bhi Logo Ko Chutti Mil Jati Hai, Pata Nahi Tu Kaunsi Company Mein Kaam Karta Hai?
MSG Censor Certification: SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God!
Sanjay Dutt won't mind being on the News Hour. He anyway is not interested in completing his sentences.
Giving 'Happy New Year' an award for Best Film is like giving Sakshi Maharaj a Nobel for his efforts in setting family planning agendas!