Alia: Is this Mumbai Metro a train or a hospital? Friend: Huh??? Alia: They are saying "Mumbai metro to start OPERATIONS from tomorrow"!
Varun Dhawan updated his FB after watching the opening World Cup match status: Wow... 3 BRA - 1 CR. Alia Bhatt commented "OMG! Soo expensive..."
Preity Zinta launching a tea brand "PREE-TEA" which will fiercely compete with "NESS-CAFE" Take your pick - Tea or Coffee!
Scientists have come up with a new unit to measure intelligence. It's called Bhatt. Maximum is Arya Bhatt and minimum is Alia Bhatt!
Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is! Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!
Everyday Sunny Leone creates History... . . . . . . Then we have to go to 'Settings' and clear that History!
Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain about a computer problem. Alia: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem? Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password. Alia : Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me!
While filing the IT Return, Alia to her CA: Can I claim 80% of my Cafe Coffee Day expenditures under section 80CCD? CA is contemplating surrendering his certificate!
God forbid - If Sania were to divorce Shoaib in Suzanne Style, the whole Pakistani Economy would possible collapse!