Why did Kareena break-up with Shahid? Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage. Not Kapoor again.
Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office. Rakhi: I want to get my body insured. Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.
What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up? Get up, else Salman will come.
PJ of the century. Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G? Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar. Ans: It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G.
Breaking News: Shahrukh is not happy with 1st day collections of `Ra.One`. To pull in more crowds from today, he has decided to rename it `Bra.One`. Now in 38D.
Why is Aamir doing more than 1 film every year instead of 1 every few years? Bcoz he wants to live up to his name.