Ek Pathan Sicil Par Badi Teji Se Ja Raha Tha Ki Ek Budhe Se TkKar Ho Gai Aur Donon Gir Pade Budha Fauran Utha Aur Pathan Ko Ek Rupaye Ka Sikka Dene Laga Pathan: Ye Kyon De Rahe Hain Aap Mujhe? Budha: Le Lo Beta! Andho Ko Bhikh Dena Bade Punya Ka Kam Hota Hai
Ek Pathan Chhilke Ke Sath Hi Kela Kha Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha Ki Chhilka To Utar Lo Pathan: Oye! Chhilane Ki Koi Zarurat Nahin Hamko Pata Hai Iske Andar Kya Hai!
Pathan Jab Bimar Hua To Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: Yah Lo Dava Ki Shishi Ek Hafte Baad Aanaa Pathan Ek Hafte Baad Dobara Aaya Doctor: Davai Khatm Ho Gayi? Pathan: Oye Tum Hamko Pagal Banate Ho Is Par To Likha Hai Ki Shishi Ko Hamesha Band Rakho
Ek Pathan Ka Hath Mashin Men Aakar Kat Gaya Uska Dost Usse Milne Gaya Aur Bola "Achcha Hua Tumhara Ulta Hath Kata Nahin To Tum Khana Kaise Khate Logon Se Hath Kaise Milate?" Pathan: Yah To Tum Hamare Dimag Ki Dad Do Hath To Hamara Sidha Hi Aaya Tha Hamne Fauran Sidha Hath Khinch Kar Ulta Haath Daal Diya
Pathan: Ye Kis Chij Ka Khet Hai? Kisan: Ye Kapas Ka Khet Hai Jisse Kapade Banaye Jate Hain Pathan: Ismen Se Salvar Wala Paudha Kaun Sa Hai?
Pathan Tren Ki Tikat Le Raha Tha Pathan: Bachchon Ka Aadha Ticket Lagta Hai N? Buking Klark: Ha Agar 12 Se Kam Hain To Pathan: Ha Bhai Mere To Abhi 5 Hi Hain
Pathan Ki Saas Bahut Bimar Ho Gayi To Pathan Use Lekar Aspatal A Gaya Doctor: Inki Bimari Kuchh Gambhir Hai Pahle Ham Inke Kuch Test Le Lete Hain Pathan: Doctor Sahab Agar Bimari Gambhir Hai To Tast Aap Meree Le Lijiye Kyonki Vaise Bhi Ye Anpadh Hain Tast Men Fal Ho Jayengi
Ek Baar Ek Kabr Khodne Wale Ne Khub Sharab Pi Li Aur Nashe Ki Halat Men Itni Gahri Kabr Khodi Ki Usamen Se Bahar Nikalna Hi Mushkil Ho Gaya Raat Ko Jab Sardi Badh Gayi To Chillaya "Are Mujhe Badi Sardi Lag Rahi Hai Koi Kuch Karo" Tabhi Vahan Se Ek Pathan Gujar Raha Tha Jo Use Dekh Lar Bola "Sardi To Lagegi Hi Log Tum Par Mitti Dalna Bhul Gae Hain"
Pathan Coffi Shop Men Water Se: Ek Cofi Kitne Ki Hai? Water: Sar 50 Rupaye Pathan: Samne Wali Dukan Par To 1 Rupaye Likha Hai Water: Dhayan Se Padho Cofi Nahin Copy Likha Hai Photostat Ki Dukan Hai Vo
Ek Bar Pathan Ek Art Gailari Men Gaya Pathan(Manager Se): Yah Aisi Behuda Chijon Ko Aap Art Kahte Hain Manager: Maaf Kijiye Yah Shisha Hai
Pathan Ne Kastamar Kaar Par Fon Kiya Pathan: Mera Mobile Kutta Nigal Kar Bhag Gaya Kastamar Kaar Adhikari: To Main Kya Karu Usme? Pathan: Bas Itna Bata Do Ki Roming To Nahin Lagegi?
Pathan: Main Marne Ke Baad Apna Dimag Hospital Men Daan Karna Chahta Hu Sindhi: Ha Sahi Hai Tumhara Dimag Unke Bahut Kam Aayega Pathan: Vo Kaise? Sindhi: Doctoron Ko Bhi Pata Chal Jayega Ki Jo Dimag Kabhi Istemal Hi Nahin Hua Vo Kaisa Hota Hai