Pathan Nakli Not Lekker Dukan Par Sarf Lene Gaya Dukandar: Ismen Kayada Ki Topi Nahin Hai Pathan: Topi Maili (Gandi) Hai Usi Ke Liye To Sarf Lene Aaya Hu
Pathan Apane Sicil Ka Brak Hath Men Lekar Nach Raha Tha Dost Ne Pucha: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Brek Daans
Ek Pathan Sicil Chalate Aur Gungunate Hue Kahin Ja Raha Tha Raste Men Ek Aurat Se Takra Gaya Aurat Chilla Kar Boli "Brak Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?" Pathan Hairat Se Bola "Pura Sicil Maar Diya Abhi Brak Mar Ke Kya Fayda"
Pathan Apni Ladki Se "Mis Aapne Mujhe Kal Mis Cal Kyon Di Thi?" Ladki: Maine To Aap Ko Koi Miss Call Nahin Di Pathan: To Kal Mere Mobile Pe Ye Kyon Likha A Raha Tha "1 Miss Call"
Ek Pathan Dusre Pathan Se: Yaar Suna Hai 2012 Tak Duniya Khatm Ho Jayegi Dusra Pathan: Aisa Nahin Hoga Maine Kal Washing Mashin Kharidi Hai Us Pe 2014 Tak Ki Garanti Hai
Pathan Gusse Se: Water Chikan Biryani Men Chikan Hai Hi Nahin Water: Sahab Gulab Jamun Men Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai? Pathan: Ha Yaar Sorry!
Ek Pathan Dhobi Se: Tum Aise Bure Kapde Dhote Ho Ki Faad Kar Ek Ke Do Kar Dete Ho Dhobi Ne Kaha: Janab Fir Meri Sharafat Bhi To Dekhiye Main Paise Sirf Ek Kapde Ke Leta Hu!
Ek Pathan Dusre Pathan Se: Tum Ye Int Liye Kyon Fir Rahe Ho? Dusra Pathan: Main Apna Ghar Bechna Chahta Hu Ye Uska Namuna Hai!
Ek Pathan Dusre Pathan Se: Tumhare Papa Ki Maut Kaise Hui Thi? Dusra Pathan Afsos Karte Hue "Yaar Unki Yadasht Bahut Kamjor Thi Dopahar Ko Sote Vakt Saans Lena Bhul Gaye The
Ek Pathan Ne Apne Dost Se "Aaj Maine Tumhari Bivi Ko Dekha Tha Vo Bahut Udas Aur Gamagin Thi Aur Khamosh Baithi Thi"A Us Ke Dost Ne Tajub Se Dekha Aur Fir Bade Itminan Se Kaha " Fir Vo Meri Bivi Nahin Hogi"!
Pathan Ke Bete Ka Accident Ho Gaya Doctor: Aapke Bete Ke Pair Katne Padenge Pathan Ne Apna Sir Pakad Liya Doctor: Kya Hua? Pathan: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Naye Jute Kharid Ke Diye Hain
Pathan Aakhen Band Karke Shishe Ke Saamne Baitha Tha To Yah Dekhkar Dusre Pathan Ne Pucha: Khan Bhai Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Yaar Main Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ham Sota Hua Kaisa Lagta Hai!