Master: Pappu Tum Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aaye? Pappu: Sar Kal Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gai Thi! Master: Tum Kaha Gire Aur Kaha Lagi? Pappu: Sar Main Takiye Par Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aak Lag Gai Thi!
Pappu Ki Roti Par Se Chuha Gujar Gaya! Pappu: Ab Main Yah Roti Nahin Khaaunga! Santa: Kha Le Beta Chuhe Ne Kaun Si Chappale Pahni Hui Thi!
Adhyapak: Hips Par Nibandh Likho? To Pappu Apni Pant Khol Kar Dekhne Laga! Bittu: Madam Ji Pappu Ne Gid Khol Rakhi Hai!
Maa: Pappu Jo Bachche Jhut Bolte Hai Jante Ho Unka Kya Hota Hai? Pappu: Bas Men Aadha Kiraya Lagta Hai!
Pappu: Aaj Madam Ne Ek Sawal Puchha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha! Santa: Mera Pyara Beta Kya Sawal Tha? Pappu: Sawal Tha! Is Blackboard Ke Paas Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?
Pappu Apni Mammi Se Maar Kha Kar Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Hua Tha! Santa: Beta Kya Hua? Pappu: Aapki Patni Ke Sath Ab Meri Nahin Nibhegi!
Santa: Aaj Ke Test Men Pappu Tumhare Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Bhaiya Se 20 Nambar Kam! Santa: Bhaiya Ke Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Ji 20!
Ganit Ka Techer: Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha To Mere Ganit Men 100 Ank Aate The! Pappu: Aate Honge Sar! Aapko Jarur Koi Achcha Ticher Padhata Hoga!
Techer: Yah Kisake Hastakshar Hain @@@@@@ Pappu: Yah Mere Pitaji Ke Hastakshar Hain! Techer: Aise Kaise! Pappu: Vah Jalebi Banate Hain Haath Aise Hi Chalte Hain!
Techer: Yah Kisake Hastakshar Hain @@@@@@@@ Pappu: Yah Mere Pitaji Ke Hastakshar Hain! Techer: Aise Kaise! Pappu: Wo Jalebi Banate Hain Haath Aise Ho Chalte Hain!
Pappu: Hamare Taumi Ne Meri Sari Kitab Kha Li! Santa: Usko Mere Paas Leker Aao Main Use Saja Dunga! Pappu: Saja To Maine Usko De Di Uski Katori Wala Dudh Main Pi Gaya!
Santa Futbol Ka Mach Dekh Raha Tha Aur Futbol Ke Khel Se Khush Nahin Tha! Santa: Pata Nahin Ye Aise Ghatiya Player Ko Kyon Rakhte Hain? Pappu: Jis Futbol Se Ye Khel Rahe Hain Jarur Usi Ki Hogi!