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Gabbar: Ye Hath Mujhe De De Thakur Thakur: Nahin Main Inn Haathon Se Apne Doston Ko Maisej Karta Hu Ye Jo Is Vakt Masaj Padh Raha Hai Iske Hath Le Lo Ye Kabhi Maisej Nahin Karta
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