Pulis: Madam Darwaja Kholo Aapke Pati Trak Ke Niche Aakar Papad Ban Gae Hain Patni: Darwaja Kholne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai Niche Se Sarka Do
Pati: Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya? Patni: Ha! Lekin Tumhen Kaise Pata Chala? Pati: Roj Khane Men Kale Bal Nikalate The Aaj Safed Nikale Hain
Purane Log Kahte The Sote Vakt Tention Men Nahin Sona Chahiye; Ashchary Ki Bat Hai Fir Bhi Log Bivi Ke Sath Sote Hain Shubh Ratri!
Patni: Suna Hai Ki Jannat Men Pati Ke Sath Patni Ko Nahin Rahane Dete? Pati: Bilkul Sahi Suna Hai Aapne Patni: Aisa Kyon? Pati: Are Pagali Isliye To Use Jannat Kahte Hain
Santa : Sunati Ho Meri Maa I Hai Jito: To Kaunsi Nayi Baat Hain Unka To Roj Ka Hi Kaam Hai Ab Kyon Aayi Hain? Santa : Are Ma Paanch Kilo Pyaaj Bhi Laayi Hai Jito: Aap Bhi Na Pahle Bolna Tha Na Maa Ji Aayi Hai Badi Mushkil Se To Badon Ka Pyaar Aur Aashirwad Nasib Hota Hai
Agar Pati Apni Patni Ke Liye Kar Ka Darwaja Khole To? Samajh Jao Ki Ya To Kar Nai Hai Ya Patni Nai Hai Ya Fir 'Patni' Nahin Hai
Pati: Kya Aaj Khana Banaya Hai? Patni: Nahin Main Gir Gai Thi Aur Lag Gai? Pati (Aashchary) Se: Kahan Gir Gai Thi Aur Kaha Lag Gai Thi? Patni: Palang Pe Gir Gai Thi Aur Aak Lag Gai Thi
Arenge Marij Ki Ek Kathin Paribhasha: Bika Hua Mal Vapas Nahin Hoga Aur Lav Marij Ki? Pahle Istemal Karen Fir Vishwas Karen
Chay Ki Patti (Tea) Aur Pati Men Kya Samanta Hai? Donon Ke Nasib Me Jalna Aur Ubalna Likha Hai Vo Bhi Aurton Ke Hathon
Patni Ne Padosiyon Ke Bare Men Apane Pati Se Pucha "Kya Unki Jodi Upyukt Hai?" Pati: Bahut Upyukt Hai Pati Kharrate Bharta Hai Aur Patni Bahari Hai
Pati: Kash Main Ganpati Hota Tum Meri Puja Karti Laddu Khilati Patni: Kash Aisa Hota Fir Har Saal Visarjan Ke Baad Main Naye Ganpati Lati
Pati Gadi Se Utra To Uski Patni Ne Uska Swagat Kiya Pati Ne Kaha: Maaf Karna Main Tumhare Liye Vah Bandar Nahin Laya Jiska Wada Karke Gaya Tha Patni Ne Kaha: Koi Baat Nahin Tum To A Gae Ho Na?