Tajmahal Kya Chij Hai; Isse Badi Imarat Banwaunga; Mumtaj To Mar Ke Dafan Hui Thi; Tujhe To Main Jinda Dafnaunga
Sabhi Vivahit Mahilaon Ko Samarpit: Maut Sirf Naam Se Badnaam Hai; Varna Taklif To Jindagi Hi Jyada Deti Hai; Aur; Bivi Bhi Sirf Naam Se Badnaam Hai; Varna Taklif Men Sirf Vahi Sath Deti Hai
Nai Bahu Se Saas Ne Kaha "Beti Aaj Se Mujhe Man Aur Apane Sasur Ko Papa Kahna"A Sham Ko Pati Ke Aane Par Patni Boli "Man Bhaiya A Gae"A
Pyar Bhi Ajib Chij Hai: Maa Se Ho To Puja; Pita Se Ho To Ijjat; Bhai Se To To Vishwas; Bahan Se Ho To Far; Patni Se Ho To Sab Kahate Hain "Nalayak Joru Ka Gulam"A
Patni: Agar Main Vakt (Samay) Hoti To Log Meri Kitni Kadra (Ijjat) Karte Pati: Log Tumhen Dekhkar Darr Jaate Patni: Kyon? Pati: Log Kahte Ki `Dekho Bura Vakt A Raha Hai`
Sasur (Damad Se): Anmol Hire Jaisi Beti Di Hai Tumhen Maine Damad: Rahane Dijie Ab Ye Bataiye Ki Kitne Men Vapas Lenge?
Pati: Lagta Hai Ki Daraj Men Koi Khane Ki Chij Hai? Patni: Aapne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai Ismen Mere Sandal Hain
Patni: Tumhen Nahin Lagta Jara Si Samajhdari Se Talak Ke Maamle Roke Ja Sakte Hain Pati: Tumhen Nahin Lagta Jara Si Samajhdari Se Shadi Bhi To Roki Ja Sakti Thi
Patni: College Ke Bare Men Tumhara Koi Bura Anubhav Hai? Pati: Ha! Tumhari Aur Meri Pahli Mulakat College Men Hi Huee Thi
Kitna Bebas Hai Insaan Kismat Ke Aage; Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Hakikat Ke Aage; Jisne Kabhi Jhukna Sikha Nahin Duniya Men; Vo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai 'Begam' Ke Aage!
Pati: Suno Ji Kya Tum Meri Jaindagi Ka Chand Banogi? Patni: Ha Ha Janu Kyon Nahin Pati: To Thik Hai 9 887.6 Kilometer Dur Raha Karo
Pati: Yah Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai Patni: He Bhagvan Iss Kambakht Aadmi Ne Kyakya Chakha Hua Hai