Nirash Nahin Hua Hu Jindagi Men Mujhe Abhi Bahut Se Kam Hain Aakhe Aaj Bhi Dhund Rahi Hain Us Kamine Ko Jisane Kaha Tha Ki... . . . . . . . . . Shadi Ke Baad Bahut Aaram Hai
Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Ko Mela Ghumane Le Gaya Mele Men Ek Chitrakar Unke Paas Aaya Aur Bola "Sar Madam Ki Tasvir Banva Lijiye Aisi Tasvir Banaunga Jo Bol Uthegi" Aadmi: Nahin Banvani Sale!Pahle Hi To Iski Kichkich Khatam Nahi Hoti Tasvir Bhi Bolegi To Kaha Jaunga Main?
Bahu: Maan Ji Kal Raat Mera Unse Jhagada Ho Gaya! Saas: Koi Baat Nahin! Ye To Har Pati Patni Men Hota Rahata Hai! Bahu: Vo To Mujhe Bhi Pata Hai Par Ye Bataiye Ab Laash Ka Kya Karna Hai?
Patni: Aap Mujhe Rani Kyon Bolte Ho? Pati: Kyonki Naukrani Lamba Ho Jata Hai Patni: Tumhen Pata Hai Ki Main Tumhen 'Jaan' Kyon Bolti Hu? Pati: Nahin Batao Patni: Kyonki "Janvar" Lamba Ho Jata Hai Isliye Sirf "Jaan" Bol Deti Hu
Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Kimat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu Bar Bar Bolti Thi Ek Baar Pati Ramesh Ne Use Apane Paas Bithaakar Bata Hi Diya Rasoi Rashan 5000 Bijali Bill 3000 Pani 1000 Bachchon Ki Scool Fees 5000 Bachchon Ke Tution Fees 1500 Makan Kiraayaa 15000 Mobile Kharch 2000 Madison 1000 Petrol 5000 Anya Kharch 10000 To Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Kimat 48500 Ru Mahina Hai Aaj Ke Baad Chup Rahna
Platform Par Dher Saara Samaan Liye Khadi Ek Aurat Se Kuli Ne Puchha "Madam Kuli Chahiye?" Aurat Ne Badi Vinamrata Ke Saath Jawab Diya "Nahin Bhaiya Mere Pati Mere Saath Hain"
Shadi Se Pahle Har Shakhs Apni Hone Wali Bivi Ko Bepanah Chahta Hai Aur Shaadi Ke Baad... . . . . . . . . . Sirf Panah Chahta Hai
Shadishuda Insaan Ki Lotari Bhi Lag Jaye To Itni Khushi Nahin Hoti Jitni... Patni Ke Fenke Chamac Aur Belan Ke Takarakar Vapas Usi Ke Lag Jane Par Hoti Hai!
Sasur: Tumne Bataya Nahin Ki Tum Daru Pite Ho? Damad: To Aapne Kaun Sa Bataya Tha Ki Aapki Ladki Khun Piti Hai
Pati: Tumne To Kaha Tha Ki Khane Men Aaj Chwise Hain Par Yaha To Sirf Ek Hi Sabji Bani Hai Patni: Chwise To Hai Na Pati: Kya? Patni: Khana Hai To Khao Nahin Khana Hai To Mat Khao
Pati: Kya Baat Hai Aaj Ghar Bada Saaf Hai Kya Watsapp Band Hai Tumhara? Patni: Nahin Vo To Charjar Nahin Mil Raha Tha To Dhundhne Ke Chakkar Men Safai Ho Gayi
Shadishuda Purush Ke Liye Gharbar Hi Sab Kuch Hota Hai . . . . . . Isliye Ya To Wo Ghar Men Paya Jata Hai Ya "Bar" Men...